Tuesday, April 20, 2010

shoes you should kill yourself for having of the day

companies that allow slobby asian men to not only get photographed in their clothing but DESIGN for them should be destroyed. this is the case with ed hardy. seriously look at these sneakers. these should be thrown up on.

shoes i want of the day

i would like to not have bunions so i could get these trashy shoes for $1,295. thanks.

video of the day

this kid needs to be on tv.

picture of the day

candy and legos. in a perfect world that's what i would do all day. eat candy and play with legos. from here.

day of the day

today is 4/20. this is an exciting day if you are in college or unemployed i guess.

stole this from here.

word of the day

salmagundi: a heterogeneous mixture; a mixed salad of various ingredients

i could throw up in my mouth thinking of that salmagundi you consume for dinner.

Monday, April 19, 2010

innapropriate item of the day

get your "dear iceland, we said 'send cash, not ash'" t-shirt here. a very wise young man once said, "you can be nice, or you can get out of my house."

odd news of the day

"it was common knowledge that after work, if you needed martinis, mozzarella sticks or marijuana, this was the place to go." obviously we're talking about tgi fridays here. now that they got busted, you should probably hurry over to applebees to stock up.

read about it here.
really, you can't tell these people are high?

Friday, April 16, 2010

Must-Have Product of the Day

Tired of looking at your pet's (excuse my French) asshole? Not to worry. Rear Gear has just the product for you. Now you can disguise that embarrassing orifice with more G rated items such as flowers, hearts and trees! Also, no, this isn't a joke.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

video of the day

hitler's bracket sucks like mine.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

fun fact of the day

a typical american eats 28 pigs in his lifetime.

bacon is good for me!

word of the day

claptrap: noun. empty verbiage or nonsense.
i don't want to hear any more claptrap about your stupid ideas!